Sa oled nii särav, et inimesed su ümber peavad päikeseprille kandma.
Ja need inimesed näevad ägedad välja päikeseprillidega, nii et sa teed neile tegelikult teene...mis teeb sind omakorda veel säravamaks.

Naiste suurus 35-41
53% puuvill, 45% nailon, 2% elastaan

You're so shiny that the people around you have to wear sunglasses.
And those people look really cool in sunglasses, so you're really doing them a favor ... which just makes you even more shiny.

Women's shoe size 5-10
53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex